somewhere in the stratosphere

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: growlithed)

zackisontumblr:

you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts

ladymalchav:

sherlokian:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Next week on Supernatural.

‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘

‘sHUT UP SAM’

‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘

‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

tinydragongina:

Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier Spoilers

(Source: pancakebarnes)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis