somewhere in the stratosphere

You can find your hope amongst the crowds of all the people you've let down,
we'll find a way to make this okay.
We skip through the night,
it's all that we need too,
and maybe it's all that we'll ever need,
just to make us feel alive.

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

altairyourhairoutbitch:

do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

neopollotan:

Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.

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radicalestes:

Some lineless pokemon! Goodra the secreting amphibious bioluminescent whale and girafarig the satan giraffe from another dimension. More to come later, I need some fresh air :D

vagisodium:

i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry

(Source: trashboat)

niczka:

thingswithantlers:

A peryton is a mythological creature with the body of a stag and the wings and hindquarters of a bird. It is said to cast the shadow of a man until it kills one during its lifetime, from then on it casts its true shadow. 

X X X X

my ride

1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once

Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

jtotheizzoe:

collectivehistory:

Apollo 1 crew practicing a water landing in 1966.

It doesn’t look like a “water landing” so much as “best pool party ever”

jtotheizzoe:

collectivehistory:

Apollo 1 crew practicing a water landing in 1966.

It doesn’t look like a “water landing” so much as “best pool party ever”

queensimia:

#COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE#YOU GIANT RAINBOW CUNT

queensimia:

(Source: ore-man)

folizzle:

who is she even snapchatting anyway as if labyrinthia would have wi-fi

(Source: tenkaichibudokai)

theletteraesc sent: Pietro's expression is going to be one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time. It will never not be hilarious. "DAD. OH GOD GROSS DAAAAD EW. GROSS. DAAAAD."

theletteraesc:

jabletown:

IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

DAD NO NO DAD NO

NEIN

NYET

who even are you

why does waterlogged history professor do it for you

does he even remember i’m here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UGH DAD GROSS DAD I JUST DUCT-TAPED A GUY TO THE WALL I WANT SOME APPROVAL NOW DAAAAAAAAD

redunderwear:

has this ever been done or

redunderwear:

has this ever been done or

minatouzumakis:

New Zealand Police 101
high resolution →

minatouzumakis:

New Zealand Police 101

(Source: kingmemer)