somewhere in the stratosphere

You can find your hope amongst the crowds of all the people you've let down,
we'll find a way to make this okay.
We skip through the night,
it's all that we need too,
and maybe it's all that we'll ever need,
just to make us feel alive.

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

(Source: xereneas)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

sewer-rat-levi:

Grasping your right boob while your friend points at a wall behind him

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(Source: awkwardpreteenemophase)

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(Source: alanlozano)

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

backtoyourownworld:

Famous foods from the different regions of Britain.
high resolution →

backtoyourownworld:

Famous foods from the different regions of Britain.

poiul123:

princess—tveit:

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

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(Source: cryingoverb4nds)

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

(Source: ouijasquiji)

149,707 plays

inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

(Source: innerekonflikt)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

ottermatopoeia:

how is this man still alive

(Source: starmiiie)